Etsy is full of junk. eBay is overpriced. And the local Goodwill isn’t what it used to be. There used to be so many ways to procure useless but amazing junk. But don’t fear, because Facebook Marketplace has entered the scene making purchasing literal trash the most accessible thing on the internet.

Where else could you be told that there is someone in your area selling a full Subway restaurant booth or a lemon/orange hybrid? Facebook Marketplace is the only place where people can confidently put up a tub of rusty nails for sale. One girl is selling a necklace spelling out the name Chris because she just got cheated on. This is the community building we are lacking in the digital age.

So scroll down and do some digital window shopping. But if you see something you like you gotta be quick. Who knows how long that half-eaten turkey sandwich for 6 bucks is gonna stay on sale!